Lifehacks


 * 1) 20130204_134719.jpg fairy tales
 * 2) Find true love
 * 3) Do some science
 * 4) Read poetry
 * 5) Get a record player and listen to records
 * 6) Leave your own note
 * 7) (timemass) = mc^2
 * 8) ...All right, there is a secret message in the Table of Contents. The numbers make faces. The Life face is looking at The Universe, who is winking back. The first and last items pair up, the second and second to last line up, and so on, until you get to Section 5. There's also a secret message at the bottom of this page.
 * 9) See a friend if something is bothering you
 * 10) If that friend can't help you, get a doctor.
 * 11) If the doctor was wrong, forgive them and get a better doctor.
 * 12) GOTO 1

"I don't have free will?! Quick, prove it by telling me something that I don't know about myself and can't predict myself!"

--Anonymous, lifehacking you (recursion is a bitch. a sweet, sexy, supple bitch.)